and it goes like this...

notyourbestday:

terdefinisi:

Adrian Monk: Is that a square tomato?

Sarah Longson: Yes it is. It’s a pet project of Dean’s. The square shape means that farmer can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton. It’s cheaper, more efficient.

Adrian Monk: So, so, that means every slice is exactly the same size?

Natalie Teeger: How does it taste?

Adrian Monk: Who cares? It’s a square tomato. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

(Source: banana-nut-muffin)

1. Favorite team:  pittsburgh penguins

2. Favorite player: sergei gonchar, sidney crosby, and matt cooke

3. Best game I’ve been to: i’ve only been to one game so far :( but it was awesome! it was in the mellon arena, too, so i got to go before it got shut down

4. 3 teams I don’t care for: flyers, capitals, and…hmm, i dunno…

5. If my team doesn’t hoist the cup this year, I hope it goes to: the blackhawks again

6. First favorite player? sergei gonchar

7. Why am I a hockey fan? because hockey is teh shiznit

8. Team Crosby or Team Ovi? team crosby

9. Second favorite team: senators

10. Favorite Russian player: sergei gonchar

11. Favorite Swedish player: dunno

12. Favorite American player: brooks orpik

13. Favorite Canadian player: sidney crosby

14. Staals or Sedins? staals

15. Player I like on a team I don’t like: max talbot

16. Craziest thing I’ve done for my team: enthusiastically celebrated the 08-09 stanley cup win in public

17. First player I met:  haven’t met any :( but my fiance met kris letang, and his sister met max talbot! 

18. Team I’ll support in Sochi 2014: russia, with canada not far behind

19. Arena I’d kill to watch a game in: i wish i could go back to mellon arena

20. Player currently on my team whose number deserves to be retired: probably sidney crosby, imo